part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.

8 hours ago with 88,492 notes

9gag:

I want this bag

Blueberries piss me the fuck off

all1sees:

They’re BLUE.

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but mashed, they’re PURPLE??

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AND WHEN SKINNED, WE SEE THE INSIDES ARE GREEN?????

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WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK, BLUEBERRIES?!

8 hours ago with 149,756 notes

huuuynh:

perks-of-fangirling:

yourvoiceinnovember:

plat-inum:

jeanwantsatumblr:

monkaroo:

thewriterhouse:

Can you imagine reading in one of these during a rainstorm?

Imagine having this though. No wind. No bugs. No critters. You’re own little bubble. I legitimately need this in my life.

Imagine forcing a cat in there with you  

there are two types of people

What if you farted and you couldn’t get out and you pretty much gassed yourself to death

three. three types of people

What if its locked and you cant get out, and you have to pee so you pretty much drown in your own urine 
lovequotesrus:

EVERYTHING LOVE

h8youalll:

himchanspenus:

Here’s a serious advice. Even the nicest people have their limits. Don’t try to reach that point because the nicest people are also the scariest assholes when they’ve had enough.

holy shit this is pure gold 

18 hours ago with 101,149 notes

a-harlots-progress:

This fawn and bobcat were found in an office together, cuddling under a desk after a forest fire.
awesomephilia:

This little kid fell and the seal seemed to be very worried about her